Attain your peak life, roll in it, roll in the dirt.
Smell the musty banana smell of your nasty car.
Breath the dust motes deeply through your nose, that's great.
Let's drive to Albertson's to see what he's doing now:
Hungry man double portion of beef frozen dinners for sale cheap.
Make it home on the phone, listen to childhood pop on the radio.
Wife is home, wife is on the computer playing Lemmings.
Kids are on old Xbox playing violent games.
{{The dogs pissed on your bed}}
The Couch is dry, sit on it, it is old and threadbare.
Watch shows about cops and people doing crazy stunts, drink.
Dinner tastes like ______.