A woman waiting at a bus stop offers
the man next to her
one of the four-leaf clovers
in her fast-food drink cup.
The man accepts it with some excitement,
places it in his breast pocket, smiling.
They spend several minutes laughing,
offering various quips.
When the bus pulls up,
the two find seats on
opposite ends of the bus.
May 28, 2011
May 27, 2011
Only me.
It is only me now, all alone.
I mean on all of these blogs u stupid jerks, grow up. GROW UP.
May 22, 2011
success
how do you be good at a thing?
how do you know?
Be good at every all thing for life
make da money, smoke dat crack
May 14, 2011
Conversations with customers at the kiosk, pt. 2
Basketball girl
"Hello."
"Hi."
"What can I get for you?"
"Umm... just a second."
"OK"
(Long pause)
"Um, ok, I'll gt a small old fashioned lemonade... haha such a hard decision"
"hahaha... there you go, have a good night."
Stern dad with child. Child has one of those "preppy" mohawks.
"Hello."
"Hi, how are you doing?"
"Good, how about you?"
"Can I get a sour cream & onion pretzel?"
"Sure."
"Bottled Water? Bottled Water?"
"Bottled Water? Sure... Thank you."
"Appreciate it."
"Have a good one."
"You too."
Young guy with big furry mohawk.
"Hello."
"Uh hey can I have a blue raspberry?"
"Sure what size would you like?"
"Yea"
"What size would you like?"
"Uh, medium--wait. What size is the $2.85?"
"Small, it's 14 oz."
"Can I get that one?"
"Sure!"
Shy girl
"Hello."
"How much are your guyses pretzels?"
"Three nineteen"
"Could I get a cinnamon pretzel?"
"Sure, will that be all for you?"
"Yea"
"Thank you... dollar eighty one is your change.. and there's your cinnamon sugar pretzel! Have a good night!"
Young woman from Victoria's Secret
"Hello"
"Hello"
"How are you"
"Good how are you"
"Good... Oh... What is the worst thing for me? I guess I'll get a nasty pretzel dog... one of those little ones... and a cheese. And I work at Victoria's Secret"
"Anything to drink with that?"
"No we have water at the store"
"Alright, 3.68 please... out of 5?...and a dollar thirty-two is your change. Thank you!"
Middle aged guy, no-nonsense
"Alright I'll get a soft pretzel, and does it come with that dipping cheese?"
"It's 60 cents"
"OK"
"Did you want the cheese?"
"Yea"
"Hello."
"Hi."
"What can I get for you?"
"Umm... just a second."
"OK"
(Long pause)
"Um, ok, I'll gt a small old fashioned lemonade... haha such a hard decision"
"hahaha... there you go, have a good night."
Stern dad with child. Child has one of those "preppy" mohawks.
"Hello."
"Hi, how are you doing?"
"Good, how about you?"
"Can I get a sour cream & onion pretzel?"
"Sure."
"Bottled Water? Bottled Water?"
"Bottled Water? Sure... Thank you."
"Appreciate it."
"Have a good one."
"You too."
Young guy with big furry mohawk.
"Hello."
"Uh hey can I have a blue raspberry?"
"Sure what size would you like?"
"Yea"
"What size would you like?"
"Uh, medium--wait. What size is the $2.85?"
"Small, it's 14 oz."
"Can I get that one?"
"Sure!"
Shy girl
"Hello."
"How much are your guyses pretzels?"
"Three nineteen"
"Could I get a cinnamon pretzel?"
"Sure, will that be all for you?"
"Yea"
"Thank you... dollar eighty one is your change.. and there's your cinnamon sugar pretzel! Have a good night!"
Young woman from Victoria's Secret
"Hello"
"Hello"
"How are you"
"Good how are you"
"Good... Oh... What is the worst thing for me? I guess I'll get a nasty pretzel dog... one of those little ones... and a cheese. And I work at Victoria's Secret"
"Anything to drink with that?"
"No we have water at the store"
"Alright, 3.68 please... out of 5?...and a dollar thirty-two is your change. Thank you!"
Middle aged guy, no-nonsense
"Alright I'll get a soft pretzel, and does it come with that dipping cheese?"
"It's 60 cents"
"OK"
"Did you want the cheese?"
"Yea"
May 13, 2011
Nose and Death
Purple is the greatest color ever
yet I can only move forward
in a straight line you dripping beast
I will not condone a course of action
that will burn my morning toast, Vice Roy
please don't get pissed over mall food discrepancies
Between the ambitious bone-marimba
flamingo swinging cool electric belch
she found her greasy gold, or wept
The end of the entire U.S.A. is imminent, burger,
if you look down the wrong pipe, fries,
or the so-called "other pipe of nefarious purpose" (wut?) me clown
yet I can only move forward
in a straight line you dripping beast
I will not condone a course of action
that will burn my morning toast, Vice Roy
please don't get pissed over mall food discrepancies
Between the ambitious bone-marimba
flamingo swinging cool electric belch
she found her greasy gold, or wept
The end of the entire U.S.A. is imminent, burger,
if you look down the wrong pipe, fries,
or the so-called "other pipe of nefarious purpose" (wut?) me clown
May 7, 2011
"I was cutting wood for Poppa, on his lands, when I see three men shouting at me bout mur'dring them trees, they're beards were a swayin' in the breeze, O mercy, I swaer... I don't know, just wanted to help out my Poppa! Why would they be hear anyway, worrying themeseleves sick over our old toughwood? Please help me bring justice to my Poppas' bosom land, m'lord. There's cold hard gold to sweeten the deal, to."
May 6, 2011
Devoid
No more girlfriend
No dog
No more car
No job
If life is an empty room, then thats cool.
Life is other things that I don't understand.
Ichiro bobblehead tomorrow night.
Really, thats what I start thinking about.
"coping". Its what i'm doing, so bring on more sports
Then lose to DC United.
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