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February 24, 2010
REAL LIFE
True life,
Real life,
where have you gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone?
Are you still here,
or are you only
in memory?
Real life,
Conscious life life life life lfie life life ilfe iflei lfie lflie elifeli feilefli e,
have you disappeared among
the throngs of prefabricated people?
"I'm here" says the computer screen
with a deep, clown voice.
"It's me" says the television with
a nasally bee voice.
PISS
Real life,
where have you gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone?
Are you still here,
or are you only
in memory?
Real life,
Conscious life life life life lfie life life ilfe iflei lfie lflie elifeli feilefli e,
have you disappeared among
the throngs of prefabricated people?
"I'm here" says the computer screen
with a deep, clown voice.
"It's me" says the television with
a nasally bee voice.
PISS
JUNE
In June the bees and insects come out to play
and have a good time, with me and cats
Then the young saplings, fresh and wonderful,
burst from their earthy cages
This is when I and my clothes lay on the grass
and forget about the steam and smoke
And our special star provides energy and warmth
we convert into steam and smoke
And then I use that energy to power my tools,
my entertainment
I go inside and stare at a screen for two, three hours
consume fewds made by the powerful engines
It gets dark, I forgot about the sun
Now I'm thinking, depressed
and have a good time, with me and cats
Then the young saplings, fresh and wonderful,
burst from their earthy cages
This is when I and my clothes lay on the grass
and forget about the steam and smoke
And our special star provides energy and warmth
we convert into steam and smoke
And then I use that energy to power my tools,
my entertainment
I go inside and stare at a screen for two, three hours
consume fewds made by the powerful engines
It gets dark, I forgot about the sun
Now I'm thinking, depressed
Astronomical
This is my new poetry
It revolves around the world and me
My insignificance
Our stupidifigance
And the lasting impressions of a vibrant past
DOOM DOOM DOOM
Once there were cultures,
there were more than 100 kinds of plants and animals
The pacific garbage island didn't exist
DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM DOOM
Once there was writing,
people used to feel warmth
people could breathe without help
DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM DOOM
It revolves around the world and me
My insignificance
Our stupidifigance
And the lasting impressions of a vibrant past
DOOM DOOM DOOM
Once there were cultures,
there were more than 100 kinds of plants and animals
The pacific garbage island didn't exist
DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM DOOM
Once there was writing,
people used to feel warmth
people could breathe without help
DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM DOOM
February 5, 2010
February 4, 2010
Stanley
Stanley, lost in thought, began crossing the street. A middle-aged woman in an SUV zoomed by, nearly smashing into him.
"Pedestrians have the right of way you fucking moron!", yelled Stanley.
After making it home, he began drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
"Pedestrians have the right of way you fucking moron!", yelled Stanley.
After making it home, he began drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
February 1, 2010
Bones
Overlord Kev Chanston reclined in a plush swivel chair made of animal skin.
This is too easy, he thought, blowing a wispy cloud of cigar smoke into the room.
The Overlord punched a few numbers into his comm device, and a few moments later a man's face appeared before him.
"Awaiting instructions, sir"
"Initiate code Gamma-334", the Overlord responded casually.
The man's face disappeared, and the Overlord poured himself a glass of brandy.
A few minutes later an armada of deathships opened fire on Planet Kroy, killing 7 billion.
This is too easy, he thought, blowing a wispy cloud of cigar smoke into the room.
The Overlord punched a few numbers into his comm device, and a few moments later a man's face appeared before him.
"Awaiting instructions, sir"
"Initiate code Gamma-334", the Overlord responded casually.
The man's face disappeared, and the Overlord poured himself a glass of brandy.
A few minutes later an armada of deathships opened fire on Planet Kroy, killing 7 billion.
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