breakfast at jeffery's

I am eat oatmeal

as a person, I am one who

eats some jelly sandwich

and things like sausages

maybe also some eggs as well

I like to be one who eats compilations

of peanutte buttere

and there's always pizzas coming

over and I'm eating them too

oohh the foods that you eat when

I lived in the big city

whose birds?

oh look at them birds

flyin around like all those birds

who who

who

who eats birds?

I know cats eat some small birds

I sure as much don't eat those

maybe if they make small birds into big birds

they're not my birds

not my dinner

not brunch either.

Loaf Poem by Rosie and Jared

You need the bread

You need the toast

You knead the dough

to make the loaf

Dog suburbs

A dog, a dog
it may ride a bus
a subway
rides to its destination
find a place it likes
and exit the bus
the train
find a place suitable
a “dog suburb”
and then work its way back
the next day
to beg in the city center
the life of a
financially conscious
city dog

Restroom poem, written by "bros"

Some men think they have idea of new toilet at bars,
because thinking about when lines form
they are thinking about new toilet
its better than a urinal, its like
a toilet where one can just pee
in a whole room
just a whole room a of pee
you can just pee
and the floor is a grate,
and its grate for everyone peeing
its just a pee disgusting fetish fest
everyone keeps a get to pee into a nothing
it drip down below they say
and down below those that like that
get to enjoy
how generous

Information

Name: Jared
Location: Diahrreeeaaa
Time: 7-7-7-7
Life: 1
Death: 3
Who: doesnt
Not: Know
What: English
Where: today
?: Yesj
Yeah J
Yeah

God's Will

God is dead

and someone read

the will wrong

inherit the earth

mother fuckers