no, never

there is no chance
of me ever being happy
because of the way my brain
works. haha

stolen:

self beware

Life

Life as deli meat
Sandwiched between slices of
Reality bread
Stale.
Tastes like shit

inorgant

but that's how we like it
that plays into the plan

I need to have my opinion heard
wind, dust, liberal
American male
significant beef,
is it okay, what is your identity
I
have
...sigh

sitting around

eating popcorn
watching fox news
wearing mariners jacket
talking about your day
going to eat Chinese food
government
bullshitting about politics
stand up for what you believe in
Steak.

a change

now I feel amazing
now life isn't confusing
now it feels like summer vacation
god is here

eater

plz tv, give me a suggestions,
what should I buy my daughter
for easter

for easter

for eastre.

eater

plz tv, give me a suggestions,
what should I buy my daughter
for easter

for easter

for eastre.

stolen "joke of the day" poem

My Daily Joke
Here is your Joke of the Day:
Why r Women are like the stock market...
Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful.

tired of normal

Dont write a poem

Done with written English language
What does it have to offer me?
I can communicate with my RICH peers
What can we talk about?
We are all through with interesting and pressing
matters to deal with
Our lives are
Nothing
They are our lives,
They are our consciousnesses
But What Else Are they?
Vegetarianism.

2000

Oh, life is beautiful
Oh, life is ugly
Those are words used
By people,
To describe
How they feel about the experience
Of life,
In This World
At This Time
In these years, in this year
2010,
Same as 2001
With different Math
With different Myth?
With different reality.
Did you live 10 years after 2000?
How does that feel?
How old were you in 1986?

Me.

what i like to do:
sitting on myspace,
look cool, and sip
coffees

A couple of poems stolen from friends, posted without their knowledge or permission

This is a poem of things I saw today, by --------

a man smoking a cigar, spraying his plants with pesticide,
a horse lying on its side in the mud,
a man riding a bike carrying a dead, bloody rabbit,
women walking their llamas on a busy road


Untitled, by --------

I want to be a human!
Instead I am eating a string cheese