You pooped
And the world came out
And now we're all dead

Amother Poem

oh umm mom

will you raise me?

will you help me raise this poem?

will you help me build this blanket car?

my pillow car needs many your dust buster.

mom, walk around naked.

mom, mom date and live with men who eat lots of beer

mom because i then get to live with them too.

and little benjamin, robert,

babies luke and nicholas

get randy to tear their shirt up

in the back of a big yellow truck.

big truck.

hey mom, you should

probably

date a man who will not let me

in his house,

which is currently my house,

between eleven a m

and four p m.

and also,

can we live in becky's apartment?

i know she's just your friend,

but i want to be in recliners and couches and also floors.

no mom, we should probably go back

to R

because one time i was watching d b z

in the trailer and r

wanted to say something and i

only heard tv and he throws things toward me.

did you know

that i had a friend who helped me drown

by chaining a rock to my hands

and sink?

mom, can we just go back

to his house?

hey r, lay in bed.

it's ok if you throw those wet tissues on

the ground

i can pick them up for you.

mom,

too bad some fags can stop drunking

it's good that you left him.

i need a man to prove to you

that he is the man.

because

if he can drink

more than you. and if he can hit

more than you

hey mom, fuck [grand]parents

for thinking that gary shouldn't be

able to bruise.

i bet i can drink more than him

more than you.

i hope

the beer tasted better

than that baby you didn't have.

Love....The McRib

God: "I love this commercial for the McRib."

Matt: "White song was so appropriate. Makes me wanna dance around and eat."

McDonalds, lol.

Anyone else: "Feel good, or like McRibs, or believe in love."

lol, "peace"

from this one: http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/rnr/2083037411.html

Gave You(?) Flowers at Goodwill

"I gave you paper flowers at the glass counter at the 38th st Goodwill Monday evening, I hope."

"You didn't."

Get embarrassed.

"You r a ware of my past, I made a mistake!" you enraptured.

Me, when I saw you: "I'd love to get together your............."

So sexy beautiful, the flowers were yellow

tulips.

made from this craigslist missed connection: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mis/2086773144.html