April 11, 2012

I.
Good golly,
sweet nibblits.

II.
Horn donkey.

Responsible adult life (You live 80 years)

Instead of thinking
about how i can
convince my manager that
i am the right man
for the promotion,
all i can think of is
what if i wear a "Motorhead" shirt
and black sweatpants
to work with dark sunglasses on.

March 29, 2012

Pee

I've already passed my creative priem.

March 22, 2012

Like Adam and I were saying,
we're like five years behind the technology
still have flip phones
think american apparel hoodies are cool
still talking about how dumb the last episode of LOST was
  • never used an iTablet
  • cats have acted the same for like 20,000 years though. They're cooler
  • iNibblit
  • just figured out HTML bullits
purr purr meow moww
give me soft food
give me quality pets

-Dudley

March 15, 2012

I thought I was current
but so did Grandpa

I thought I was modern
but so did Merlin

I thought this was now
but so did cavemen

I thought I was cutting-edge
I will be so am dust