Pee

I've already passed my creative priem.

Like Adam and I were saying,
we're like five years behind the technology
still have flip phones
think american apparel hoodies are cool
still talking about how dumb the last episode of LOST was

• never used an iTablet
• cats have acted the same for like 20,000 years though. They're cooler
• iNibblit
• just figured out HTML bullits

purr purr meow moww
give me soft food
give me quality pets

-Dudley

I thought I was current

but so did Grandpa

I thought I was modern

but so did Merlin

I thought this was now

but so did cavemen

I thought I was cutting-edge

I will be so am dust

Hang loose,
carvin'
surf's up,
starvin'
Be cool,
bobbin',
Pre-school,
slobbin'
Be real,
fuckin'
dang, man
nuthin'
be hip
lickin'
bean dip
drippin'
smooth out
rough it'
poh-um
fuckit

I dont believe in such a thing!
We knew this was
something that could not
be helpful,
given some
idea of something.

This based on some sort of
idea. some sort of something or
nothing based on glueten-free...
nothing or something based
on a particular idea of gluten
baking that makes me feel
like google
enjoys my poem

War

I wanna die in a war

Dual wielding automatic rifles, I wanna go out shooting.

Its's gonna be really cool.

I wanna die in a world war

kill em cuz they think the wrong way. pretend it's not about money.

Plus they have the wrong god and no morals.

I wanna die in a cold war.

Alone in a fallout shelter.

"We are all just gonna die anyway"