A couple of poems stolen from friends, posted without their knowledge or permission

This is a poem of things I saw today, by --------

a man smoking a cigar, spraying his plants with pesticide,
a horse lying on its side in the mud,
a man riding a bike carrying a dead, bloody rabbit,
women walking their llamas on a busy road


Untitled, by --------

I want to be a human!
Instead I am eating a string cheese