stupid writing, why not though, I already made it, it's too late ... durrr

Ronny's mother was snooping around in Ronny's notebook, and read the following passage:

It's all just so open, so very vast, 
a lot like a sweet, undulating plasma.
It's all just so prodigious moist,
so incredible smooth, 
so squeezy cool marmalade 

After this, she thought he was very strange. When Katie came home her mother told her to come into her bedroom so they could have a serious talk. Naturally, Katie was vexed. She instantly felt a terrible sensation in her abdomen. She went into her mother's room and sat on the bed.
"Katie, I wanted to ask you about Ronny", said the mother, to Katie's relief.
"I'm worried about him -- I read a note of his and it sounded like maybe he was taking drugs. I know he's been seeing some new friends lately, do you know anything about them?"
"No, I've never talked to them, they're all kind of weird and no one really ever talks to them... I don't think Ronny's on drugs though, what kind of note did he write to make you think that?", said Katie.
"Well it was very confusing and strange writing, it didn't make a whole lot of sense, it didn't sound like the usual Ronny."

After their discussion Katie made herself a cheese sandwich and went to her room. She got onto AIM and told her friend about her talk with Mom.

QTPacSunChik3: lol my mom thinks my brothers a stoner
xBorderGurlx3232: lol is he
QTPacSunChik3: i dunno

Meanwhile Ronny was sitting on his friend's couch, smoking pot. "Hey dude, you got any doritos", he said, squinting and giggling. His friend started laughing, because it was so ironic that Ronny would be smoking pot and calling him "dude" and asking for chips. "Hey Ronny, we should, like, make a video or something.", said his friend, Tom. Tom went to his room and got his digital camera. "Let's go to the woods, we can just come up with some random dialogue and start filming it and then afterward I'll edit it so that it's funny. Then we can post it to google videos and it'll go viral." They both started chuckling at this and went outside. They walked into the woods, were the leaves were freshly rotting and the air smelled like fungus. "It smells like danky mushrooms" said Ronny, cracking up. "Hey, hey, how 'bout we make our video like, scary or something, like real foreboding, like (giggling) it smells real musty and there's something in the woods coming after you", said Tom.
Ronny agreed and they filmed a scene. Ronny and Tom both knew that sometimes homeless people would camp in the woods. Presently a dirty man in a shabby coat came out of the brush and starting walking down the path. "Holy shit, dude, run", said Ronny.
They ran away from the man, even though he had no sinister intentions and just wanted to walk into town. The man even thought to himself, "I understand why they would run away from me, it's only natural to be scared of someone you meet in the woods."

The forest path snaked through the dense, rusty brush. It was the time of year when forest paths are completely covered in leaves. Ronny and Tom came to the cliff-edge, where down below the cars flew by one after another. They were still laughing from fright and excitement, and sat down in the leaves. Tom pulled out his glass pipe and a sandwich bag with some weed. He fumbled with a chunk of weed and dropped it into the leaves. "Shit, I dropped some weed into the leaves.", he said. Ronny reached into Tom's lap and said, "it's right here in your lap, doofus." "Dude, you almost touched my balls", said Tom seriously. He looked pissed. "Oh come on... what, do you think i'm gay or something?" said Ronny, his upper lip raised in disgust. "Well you fucking reached into my crotch. I always thought you were weird, you fag." They both stood up. Ronny said, "dude shut the fuck...", but stopped when Tom shoved him. Ronny looked confused, and then stepped forward and tried to shove Tom back, but Tom was much larger than him and sometimes lifted weights after school. Tom pushed him again really hard. Ronny stumbled backwards and lost his footing. Tom saw a look of fear come over his face as he tumbled off the cliff. "Oh my god!", Tom yelled, looking down below. Ronny had fallen down onto the highway.

Tom ran home, but then went back to the cliff-edge and kicked the leaves around where he and Ronny had fought. He also deleted the scenes he had filmed from his camera. Later that night he saw on the local TV station that Ronny was dead, he had been run over by a van, and they thought it might be suicide. Tom felt so awful, he had always felt that everything was like a big funny joke, but he had killed his friend because he was so immature and stupid. He thought about all these things, and he came to the conclusion that he would not ever tell anyone about what really happened. Thus, he lived the rest of his life as an immature baby.

Sometimes while laying in bed he pictured Ronny's guts glistening on the pavement.