February 21, 2011

I don't think I'm ugly I just think it's funny

My nose is like a crow's nose,
my eyes are like two coals,
my mouth is like a gaping grotto,
my chin is a stump,
my hands are just like squids,
my knees, like vice grips,
my feet are like a duck's feet,
my ears are like motor oil funnels,
my hair is like a brillo pad,
my cheeks look like sandpaper,

my thighs are awful rubbery,
my arms are sickly green,
my teeth are rotting away,
my eyebrows are lurid caterpillars,

my brain is like yogurt
my tongue is a sea slug,

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