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Cognitive Dissonance
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Cognitive Gruyere & Rotten Olives Risotto
Decade-Old trail mix & chestnut sandies
Gawd
She's 132 years old
Stupid multiple aspects of internal shell, self
Man finds way out, found face down in stone quarry
Cognitive Shrimp Caprese
I Am on a blessed path
Frunk
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Backup ur Francking Files, end-user pig-moron!
Back. Up. Those. F****ing Files!
Bink ung dose gurdam FY-EELS finking dinkelungus!
Purchase tunk Great Mother SWEET nibblers Rotten
Man claims he is trying his hardest, found snacking on nuts
Drones
Cognitive Stinking Walnut Pesto circa 800 BC
Mitt Romney
Pustules
Mushroom Season
Manga Artist
Cognitive Kiwanis
Every way you can try to do this is rotten... Think about it
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Man "puts himself out there", found pancaked between giant slabs
Worst book I ever read
Best book I never read
Red book
Cognitive Deader book Covered in Sweeter Chutney stains
Go back, you misinterpreted something
Dreamt of Flying Flat Fish as leaves of tree & Impressive lucid turtle
Sweet-Fu
Cognitive Sweet Somethings, Pancakes with plenty of sweety
Korgnitive Synthesis
56k baud modem galactic endive symphony
peace whistle of level 60 hope-fiend priest Eternal Chanthasar
Skull-rustic pan-seared pliable shellfish doll set
Man "sets out on his own", found playing with dolls, giggling
Alternative top-40 hits
Legends of the Wrestling King 3
Incredible Weight-Loss Romance
Cognitive Weight-Loss Adventure only on Game Boy Color
Mice. Hate. Cheese. But they love peanut butter don't hurt them
Man watches final sunset, reminds him he needs to back up important files
Backup your files: in the cloud? on a floppy diskette? On an external device?
Cognitive no-bawd-y
Bawdy body buddy Brody
Fern Gully
Man takes a self-described "leap of faith", found jammed in massive cogwheels