5th Grade Camp

5th grade camp
        trying to impress a girl
              please God don't let them
                  find out I wear "Husky" size pants
                    and whitey tighties.
                    Sneaking into the showers
                    little blubber boy
                    hoping to finally kiss a girl
                                                               of course not
                                                                                     you fat idiot
                    terrible painful gas from the
                    meatballs
                   
                    Really hoping to french kiss the girls
             
                    The rumor was that two rovers had been
                    "skinny
                    dipping"
                                  in
                                     the
                                          lake. Made me more depressed.

                    Red sauce all around my lips,
                    placed in the cabin with the other unpopular boys 
                    of course
                     Excited to be away from Mom!!

                    The great, depressing outdoors.

                    Mr. Binetti, the old codger, shouting
              "Watcha watcha" at the throngs.
          The kids are laughing at his age and ignoring him.
    Made eye contact with a girl!      
            
                           Ignored. I Miss Mama.
     Pretending to know what a "BJ" is,
     elaborate scheme to avoid being seen topless in the shower room.
     Lemon pill from nurse to counteract those meatballs. Farting
     O the joy of being a boy!